Tuesday, February 10, 2009

WHY I WILL BE ALONE FOREVER PART 890432

My uterus has apparently decided it is 10 years older than my actual age: my heart clenches and then melts when I see hot guys being cutesy with kids. UGHHHHHHHHHH is this the point that I start dreading birthdays and hearing "tick tock, tick tock" in my sleep??

-Jess

1 comment:

Vanessa said...

First of all, my uterus, my head, and my heart go totally bonkers every time I see hot guys being cutesy with kids. Or just cute kids. Or kind of ugly kids...etc.

Second of all...I think this new development will get you preggers & married (maybe in the opposite order, maybe not?) far sooner than it will keep you alone! Yay?