"Fuck it," he added."
- Search for Self Called Off After 38 YearsStumbling The Onion's channel is officially my new favorite thing. And when I eventually become this guy, can it be Law and Order: SVU? That's the best one.
-Jess
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Quote of the Day
"'I always thought that if I kept searching and exploring, I'd discover who I truly was," said Speth from his Wrigleyville efficiency. "Well, I looked deep into the innermost recesses of my soul, I plumbed the depths of my subconscious, and you know what I found? An empty, windowless room the size of an aircraft hangar. From now on, if anybody needs me, I'll be sprawled out on this couch drinking black-cherry soda and watching Law & Order like everybody else."
Stumbling The Onion's channel is officially my new favorite thing. And when I eventually become this guy, can it be Law and Order: SVU? That's the best one.
-Jess
Stumbling The Onion's channel is officially my new favorite thing. And when I eventually become this guy, can it be Law and Order: SVU? That's the best one.
-Jess
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Oh I love the Onion. I'd link here to my favorite articles, but of course I'll never have my bookmarks again, so just search for the one about the guy who goes to Wendy's on the highway. Trust me.
-Josh
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