Thursday, December 4, 2008

My Boyfriend Got Fired

End of an era! Viacom laid off a shit-ton of people today, including (probably) John Norris, he of the awkward weekly TRL appearances and blinding bleached hair and latent homosexuality, except it's not so latent because one time at Darkroom I told him he used to work for my mom (which is true!) and he told me to tell my mother that "she has a cute son" and he looked haggard and angry and a little sad, which is what I'd be too if the company at which I'd worked for over twenty years suddenly fired me.

Here's me drunkenly calling my mom to tell her about the, um, encounter (it was Halloween, and I was a frat boy):


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