Okay, so I haven't actually read my old journal entries yet (I'll probably have to wait until I'm home for that, since I'll be able to look on my parents' ancient desktop computer), but LOL at what I just found:
MY XANGA. I had a fucking Xanga. Even worse, my Xanga only existed to promote my LiveJournal.
And yes, ninerzguy18 was my first screen name. I used to be a big football fan. I...don't know.