Friday, November 14, 2008

One of Us Dropped The Ball On This One

Either our readers our lazy (doubtful!), or else we're stupid and don't realize when our ideas are bad (oh the stories we could share.)

ZERO SUBMISSIONS for the lit salon. Come on now. I hope that more than ZERO people read this blog, and I'd think that at least a couple of you write creatively...wouldn't you like to share your stuff? Lord knows it's probably better than mine, anyway.

So, uh...yeah. Unless this is a totally stupid feature and we should stop pushing it on you. Either way, let us know.



Little Miss Saturnine said...

No submissions heresabouts, but fucking congratulations on the master-class, Josh! Do it to it.


Jess and Josh said...

Thank you!

But actually, you need to submit something. Your notes come up on my news feed so I read them and they're really good and just submit like two lines about a depressed pony who tries to catch stardust in his ass and it'll be a thinly-veiled allegory for the fragile mystery in all of our lives.


Anonymous said...

What's the length limit on these?


Jess and Josh said...


Little Miss Saturnine said...

o pegasus
the motes
of astral dust
your buttocks
so desire
to dirty
the virgin

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