Christina Aguilera, what are you doing? I know you're kind of making a comeback right now and haven't ascended to music royalty the way some pop pundits perhaps predicted you'd pull off (prematurely?), but you're still...Christina Aguilera. And as much as I love Target, you and I both know you haven't stepped foot in a Target since the late nineties.
Plus, you look way too good for this commercial. Just saying.