VH1 is rerunning a marathon of Laguna Beach. Lauren has horrible highlights and baby fat, and I just witnessed a conversation between Kristen and Jessica that went like this:
(At the grocery store)
Jessica: We should make a salad with Feta cheese in it!
Kristen: Do boys know what Feta cheese is?
Jessica: Oh, for sure!
(5 minutes later, while making dinner for Stephan and Deiter)
Deiter: What is... fay-tah cheese? I don't want any fay-tah cheese on my pasta!
One of the best things about Laguna Beach is clearly the fact that it makes me feel smart, if only for a little while.