Why I Moved to New York

Since my Dad paid for the event, he asked me to send him the article I wrote about the Jezebel ladies' minor fiasco at The Green Room last night. I did, and this is his e-mail response:

If it's too small to read, the important part says:
"editor's note: could be even greater piece of writing without the F word."

Oh, Dad. You always were master of the backhanded compliment.

-Jess