While enjoying a cigarette in the gorgeous New York weather just now, Josh and I actually unlocked the secret to love. It went something like this:
JOSH: I really want a Blizzard from DQ right now. (DQ = Dairy Queen)
JESS: I really want a boyfriend.
JOSH: It's the small things first: Blizzard, then boyfriend.
JESS: It's more like refusing the Blizzard, then getting a boyfriend. First gym then comes boyfriend.
JOSH: How about a boyfriend who buys you a Blizzard?
JESS: Okay so... gym, then boyfriend who doesn't care if you eat a Blizzard, then a Blizzard. I think we've just discovered what love really is.