1. Podcast: My friend Matt once told me this is a big, long MP3. But I don't get it? Why would I want a big long MP3? Can't you just divide things into chapters like songs on a CD? And how and why do people create podcasts? Who uses these things? Help!
2. Twitter: I honestly cannot understand what a Twitter is. I feel like a Grandma in a Victoria's Secret. Isn't it just status updates? Why would you not just use Facebook for this? And didn't people get all weirded out by Facebook statuses when they were first implemented? As in - ew now everyone will know what I'm up to all the time! Why would you want to voluntarily feed into that with a website devoted to helping people stalk you?
3. RSS Feed: What does RSS stand for? I think this lets me read all my blogs at once, which actually sounds really nice, but what does it mean and how can I get one?
4. Digg: Is this kind of like the thumbs up you can click while stumbling? Why are people obsessed with getting "diggs?" What does this do for you? UGH! These are the kind of things I should be learning in college instead of the history of economic and religious development in Iran.