Because I almost saw Jay-Z and P. Diddy at a club last night. Apparently they were there, and I really really really wanted to at least catch a glimpse--come on, wouldn't you?--but I couldn't see anything past the horde of weed-reeking bodyguards and members of their seemingly endless posses. Whatever. I did, for the record, see many bitches, hos, and ladies shaking it like a saltshaker.
P.Fucking.S. (From Jess): He also saw Julia Allison which was even more exciting to me. Apparently she looked really drunk. You go girl.