There are few things more shameful than previous screen names. They seem to capture the person you were at the time, and that person is almost always an asshole.
Prior screen names of mine include:
2. GlittrSkies13 (as in the SKY, not SKIING, as embarrassingly pointed out by a high school crush)
4. rockin suburbia
5. avec nos coeurs (This was my emo stage, it means "With our hearts" in French. Ooh la la!)
My roommate Ashley's former screen names include:
1. Cream Puff eeeek
6. La Muchachaa
Other past screen names belonging to various friends include:
3. Ninerzguy18 (JOSH!)
7. Familyguy21888 (Josh's note: also mine, and whatever it's a funny show)
Who can top PinkPlaidPunk13?