Hey, you know what's the worst gift for parents ever? Cookies with their children's faces on them.
I don't understand this. Do parents get some kind of sick, latent joy from biting the eyes and ears off their little ones? Do...do the cookies even taste that good? What is this? Who's responsible for these? And who on earth would pay thirty-five dollars for a dozen?
If you don't know what to get Dad for Father's Day, and Dad's a wealthy cannibal with a desire to eat his own children, then I guess this works. But even then, attach a nice card.