Monday, April 21, 2008

Young, Rich, and Hopeless

Okay so first, Shia LaBeouf proves that he can't pick up girls. Then Daniel Radcliffe searches in vain for a girl at a party. Um...what the fuck?

Guys, this isn't hard. You're rich, attractive, young, and cute. All you need to do is go up to a girl and tell her how pretty she looks. If she doesn't recognize you right away, just mention a movie you just wrapped up shooting or namedrop one of your celebrity friends. After that, you should be set.

Don't make the rest of us feel insecure about our romantic capabilities. Jesus.


1 comment:

Marshall said...

Shia has creepy Eric Roberts abs. He needs to stop going to the gym for about a month and he's improve his chances considerably.