Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Rogan Gregory meets Target is a fucking safari gone wrong

Ew.

That was my first reaction to the Rogan Gregory line for Target which I previewed over at Nylon.

Okay, we get it. You're environmentally conscious and want to translate that into mass production for an international conglomerate. But does that require your clothes be so... ugly? And okay, you love animals, but does everything have to be LEOPARD PRINT? This bathing suit looks like something you'd find on a cheap European hooker:The cutouts! The side ties! The blue animal print! Ewww.

The only thing I'd consider wearing is this dark brown romper, but I'm not feeling the multicolor buttons, and let's be honest; cotton rompers don't really look good on anybody unless you're pin thin.
The GO! International lines have been relatively awesome so far, but I am just so disappointed with this one. Gregory could have done so much with it; he could have taken the reins and proven that environmentally friendly clothes aren't only bought at Whole Foods and don't have to cost a wad of Benjis. Instead, he produced something that only drunk Long Islanders and Lisa Rinna would consider wearing.

-Jess

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