And there is apparently someone out there with my same name, age and affection for weed.
Only this (Canadian) Jessica Roy's love of herb resulted in her arrest. Because she was growing it. And dealing it. And the guy she got arrested with sounds super sketch. Is his last name really "Whynot?" It sounds like a fake name to me. Canadian police better check their records.
I really hope future employers don't google me and think I'm some gun-wielding drug dealer. Actually, I hope they do. I've secretly always wanted to be Canadian...