Thursday, April 10, 2008
The worst part about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz getting married, aside from the fact that if they breed they will create a superhuman emo child who listens to Good Charlotte and gives the middle finger to paparazzi, is that Ashlee will probably wear Chuck Taylors with her wedding dress. Because you know, she's sooo punk. Like, so punk that she loves getting plastic surgery! Punk people do NOT have ugly noses, they have pert, straight little WASPy ones where all that punk blow goes.