As if to read my mind about that bitch Chels, 23/6 has instituted a magic 8-ball to help us navigate rude answers she would venemously spew at us if we were to ask about Monica "spit-not-swallow" Lewinsky. Check that shit out here.
P.S. Thanks to Matt for the link!
EDIT: I just got home to my lovely Macbook where I don't have to install all these Active-X controls to have the 8-ball work, and asked it this question:
Doesn't it bother you that Monica didn't swallow? That's just bad etiquette.
Its answer: Everybody down-- sniper!
Damn-- this shit's accurate!