Friday, March 21, 2008

That's because they haven't seen MY vag

From Jezebel:

"The most beautiful vagina in New York." Yes, friends, that's how Eliot Spitzer's very own "Kristen" (aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre) was known in the high-class call girl community when she first entered the scene as "Victoria" in 2004. Says Jason "King of all Pimps" Itzler: "Big hedge-fund guys, the heaviest hitters, called and I'd say this is the girl with the magic pussy, the best in New York." Confirms Itzler's ex Natalie "The $2,000-an-Hour Woman" McLennan, "As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special." Um, can anyone tell us what makes a vagina "the most beautiful," "magic," and "special"? It's been bothering us all week.

No really. What makes a vagina so glorious? Okay yeah tightness. Okay probably (for most men) hairlessness. But if you know how to do your kegels and yield a razor, can't all women have the most special (read: most societally sought-after) vagina in the world? I mean, I love mine. I keep telling my friends they have to love theirs or else they're not going to have good orgasms. They don't have to love mine, just theirs. They should love mine though because it's pretty fucking magical.

-Jess

PS. No there's no way I'm posting a pic to go along with this entry.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

post a pic! prooove it!

haha kidding your pussy is glorious though.

Anonymous said...

Labia size, coloration, clit size...
Don't pretend that you don't make fun of your friend with the bacon strips.

Jess and Josh said...

that's a good point. eww pussy bacon.

sugar said...

I thought men loved Bacon, as in...mmmmmmmmmm, baaacon

the53rdcalypso said...

No no no you're all wrong, you're not thinking big enough. It's magical because of this: http://www.236.com/news/2008/03/24/ashley_dupres_vagina_is_better_5379.php

Anonymous said...

OK, seriously. WTF are bacon strips???

Anonymous said...

Don't forget smell counts. Scented up to the inner sanctum.

Jameson said...

Oh, yeah: embrace the perfection.