"The most beautiful vagina in New York." Yes, friends, that's how Eliot Spitzer's very own "Kristen" (aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre) was known in the high-class call girl community when she first entered the scene as "Victoria" in 2004. Says Jason "King of all Pimps" Itzler: "Big hedge-fund guys, the heaviest hitters, called and I'd say this is the girl with the magic pussy, the best in New York." Confirms Itzler's ex Natalie "The $2,000-an-Hour Woman" McLennan, "As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special." Um, can anyone tell us what makes a vagina "the most beautiful," "magic," and "special"? It's been bothering us all week.
No really. What makes a vagina so glorious? Okay yeah tightness. Okay probably (for most men) hairlessness. But if you know how to do your kegels and yield a razor, can't all women have the most special (read: most societally sought-after) vagina in the world? I mean, I love mine. I keep telling my friends they have to love theirs or else they're not going to have good orgasms. They don't have to love mine, just theirs. They should love mine though because it's pretty fucking magical.
PS. No there's no way I'm posting a pic to go along with this entry.