ANON: jessica i could not be more you right now
ANON: i'm in my room with the lights off and the window open and i have the mountain goats on a repeated loop
JESS: yes but are you crying?
ANON: i'm smoking
ANON: does that count?
JESS: you have to be at least feeling a little sad while you smoke
JESS: hopeless would be best
ANON: i'm thinking about the state of my life in a solemn way
JESS: that works