Today I had to wake up at ten, which is the earliest I've woken up in like a week and a half. I have a splitting headache, am stuck in a boring lecture, and there's an annoying couple sitting next to me that has been making stupid, unfunny comments about the lecture AND THAT JUST STARTED HOLDING HANDS. Oh ps I'm still unemployed and single and I've been sober for way too long.
UPDATE: Oh my god they just started kissing. No tongue, but it was still more than a peck on the cheek. Had I eaten breakfast this morning I'd be throwing it up right now.