Okay, so this has been written about on the Internet before, but obviously I felt the need to say something. And by "say something" I mean "list funny things about it."
1. Apparently, it's totally fine to hitchhike. Like, God forbid a dude is into another dude, but little kids getting rides from strangers on their way home from baseball practice is perfectly safe.
2. Apparently, all homosexuals are creepy John Waters doppelgängers that wear sunglasses all the time.
3. Apparently, all homosexuals are also child molesters.
4. Apparently, all homosexuals make love in shady motel rooms instead of their own houses.
5. Apparently, you know, homosexuality is evil.