I'd fuck Obama even if he wasn't a presidential hopeful. Click here and see what Wonkette has to say about the fuckability of all the presidential candidates. It's really funny and probably mostly true. Though, they think Dennis Kucinich has a big cock. I'm sorry, I just can't think of him in that way. He's the kind of guy you drink wine and platonically snuggle with by the fire, and then when you wake up the next morning you say: I'm so glad I didn't get drunk enough to fuck that midget.