Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The Most Important Thing You Will Ever See

What I love is that these guys have worked their way up from other facial-hair tournaments to appear on this Web site that hundreds of stoner kids like me will probably Stumble upon and IM to all their friends. These guys take their craft very seriously.

"Willi Chevalier
2001 World Champion,
Full Beard Freestyle"

FULL BEARD FREESTYLE!!! Who lost that competition? Whose beards were so ridiculous that the judges couldn't possibly let them proceed in the tournament?

Funny names include "Herbert," "Fritz," and "Wolfgang Schneider." I'm disappointed by the lack of "Reginald" or "Chester," but what are ya gonna do, right?

United States
1999 Second Runner-Up
Newark Thirteenth Annual "Sideburn Showdown"

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