JESS: what's your mood?
JOSH: lemme put it this way
JOSH: i found the perfect song about [insert shitty situation]
JOSH: are you looking for %s?
JESS: i'd listen to it but dhani's blasting joy division
JESS: oh also i'm broke
JESS: oh also i just walked home and am now soaking wet
JESS: oh also i have a hole in my 3-week-old boots
JOSH: yeah my new frye boots are already messed up
JESS: oh also i'm inching ever closer towards suicide