Also, if we now need lactation rooms, who's to stop us from being forced to build rooms for other bodily secretions? What about the sperm room, which has walls lined with Playboy and a Sam's Club supply of tissues? Or the spit room, where we can have loogie contests? Or what about the 2 girls 1 cup room?! The possibilities are endless!
I have decided to use the lactation room to smoke cigarettes, and if someone walks in, I will shoot them a deadly look as I cover my breasts with a duck-patterned blanket and say, "What? I can't help it if my breastmilk smells like tobacco! Do I need to report you to our superiors for sexism and/or sexual harassment?"