JOSH: i read into everything all the time
JESS: i do too
JESS: it's almost always my downfall
JOSH: me too
JESS: for EVERYTHING.
JESS: schoolwork, friendships, relationships
JOSH: because i perceive negatives that aren't there
JOSH: and am too scared to act on dubious suspicions
JOSH: "Dubious Suspicions: The Josh Becker Story"
JESS: OMGZ I'Z SO INSIKURE
JESS: "How to Fuck Shit Up: The Jessica Roy Story"
JOSH: "Smokin' and Jokin': The Rise and Fall of Josh and Jess's Media Empire"
JESS: i don't see a fall, do you?
JOSH: we'll have sex
JOSH: then get married then divorced
JOSH: dividing up our holdings
JESS: no downfall
JESS: we are the veritable nick dentons of our day