Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Fruit Jokes

Q) How does a ghost eat an apple?

A) By goblin it!

Q) What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?

A) A potato with watery eyes!

Q) What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A) A neck-tarine!

The funniest aspect of these jokes is that they're from an actual book, entitled "Alexander The Grape: Fruit And Vegetable Jokes," by Charles Keller, which has immediately jumped to the top of my books-I-need-to-own list. Who knows, it might even give me gooseberries! I mean goosebumps. I mean ugh.

*insert ambarella-ella-ella jokes here*

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