Q) How does a ghost eat an apple?
A) By goblin it!
Q) What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
A) A potato with watery eyes!
Q) What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A) A neck-tarine!
The funniest aspect of these jokes is that they're from an actual book, entitled "Alexander The Grape: Fruit And Vegetable Jokes," by Charles Keller, which has immediately jumped to the top of my books-I-need-to-own list. Who knows, it might even give me gooseberries! I mean goosebumps. I mean ugh.
*insert ambarella-ella-ella jokes here*